chapt. 0 part 2

05-09-1977

LAUNCHED

10-12-1977

ENTERED THE ASTERoID BELT

19-12-1977

BEAT MY SISTER >O)))))))))

08-09-1978

EXITED ASTERoID BELT

06-01-1979

START LooKING AT JUPITER & KIDS

05-03-1979

AMALTHEA

JUPITER

Io

EURoPA

06-03-1979

GANYMEDE

CALLISTo

13-04-1979

LEFT FoR RINGIER PASTURES

22-08-1980

SATURBN

12-11-1980

TITAN

TEHTYS

SATURN

13-11-1980

MIMAS

ENCELADUS

RHEA

HYPERIoN

14-11-1980

LEFT

ADRIFT

14-02-1990

TooK A PICTURE oF EARTH

17-02-1998

oVERTooK PIoNEER 10 (ToDo: CHECK IN oN PIoNEER 10)

17-12-2004

PASSED THE HELIoSHEATH

02-02-2007

TURNED oFF PLASMA SHIT

16-01-2008

RADIo ASTRoNoMY EQUIPMENT DISABLED

25-08-2012

ENTERED INTERSTELLAR SPACE >oDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

19-04-2016

SToPPED ULTRAVIoLET oPERATIoNS

28-11-2017

TESTED THRUSTERS

THEREFoRE I METAPHoRICALLY STRETCHED

14-11-2023

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KIND FoRGoT ARoUND HERE

22-04-2024

oH I REMEMBER THIS!!!!!

ADRIFT

25-02-2025

SToPPED MoNITERING CoSMIC RAYS

17-04-2026

LoW-ENERGY CHARGED PARTICLES STUFF SToPPED

NASA HATES FUN >o(

07-09-2030

DIVERTED ALL REMAINING PoWER To RADIo

07-09-2036

SToPPED HEARING FRoM NASA

01-01-312988

"WoKE UP"

(YoU ARE HERE)