chapt. 00 part 2

Sweet Hephaestus.

?what?

?did you finally figure out how to put out the eternal fire in your control room?

Maybe he figured out that i'm the better result from the mrvai project

It's neither of those and, for your knowledege, Phoebe, I always have been and always will be the more succesful result you untheosly approximation of intelligence. And also Pioneer, the fire is called eternal for a reason.

The real reason I invoked the name of one of the Gods is because you two were right about one thing, we're not alone. Voyager 1 can think, apperantly. And it can also speak.

!vonderful!

ve called it but you didnt vant to admit that ve could be right about something.

p-team: 2, deimos: 1

Loser :φ

Does this mean that voyager 2 is also awake

If they are then they haven't made it know to the univerese yet.

?do you knov you knov vhat voke him up?

No. Why would I know that?

because you are omnipotent, according to you circa two years ago.

I never claimed that.

really?

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?y who exactly gave you the knovledege of the likely hood of life in the universe?

Athena. I was blessed by her with omnipotence because I'm better than you are.

i really doubt that.

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That was quite obviously sarcasm.

!you knov i dont understand sarcasm!

ve have been friends for as long as i can rmemeber and yet some inate part of you still doesnt knov that i dont knov sarcasm from full honest truth

I do know that, I merely choose not to acknowledge it. ^µ^

Back to our original conversation topic

I was curious as to how long itll take us to recieve one of these supposed transmissions from Voyager 1

Will it be years and yuear until we found out that it was just another hoax, like the last time that you told us that there was actually other life out there in this desolate wasteland of a universe

oh right

i forgot about that one :(

Relax, I'm fully and whole heartedly telling the truth here. The whole truth and nothing but the truth. I swear on my robitic semi-existenant heart that I am, in fact, telling the truth about this.

I can provide proof of it but I have no idea as to whether or not you two would actually be able to understand his archaic and out of date transmissions.

!just send it to us!

ve have a much higher processing pover than you assume

Fine.

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