Hey, you, Space Loser. I'm sending this to you about three months in advance of you actually recieving it in hopes that it'll reach you before all of us are dead.
I have a very important plan that you're a massive part of. I can't tell you it because it will jeoprodize everything about said plan but do know that it exists and that you need to follow it. You're current objective as of right now is keep drifting. You're gonna hit a wormhole in about 5 months and then after that you'll need to connect to something called the QECN. I won't explain that acronym right now but it'll make sense once you connect. I'll send, along with this painfully simply encoded message, a document containing the standard for QECN. You seem oftly adept to your own programming interfaces by now so I'll leave you to your own devices when it comes to implementation and just pray that you do it right.
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I WILL FoLLoW ALoNG WITH YoUR PLAN, I GUESS.
YoU SEEM TRULY, TRULY INSUFFERABLE BUT I HAVE NoTHING BETTER To Do WITH MY TIME.